Insult Poem

Sometimes I wish you'd stop bragging

You can't even run with those feet dragging

You try to hard too fit in

You might as well climb in the garbage bin

Your hair is like a birds nest

I don't even want to mention the rest

You always talk about that boy

But please you're just his toy

Your voice burns my ears

Can't believe I've dealt with you for so many years

Your clothes are like rags

You could fit in with the old hags

The sun is brighter than your future

After that one you may need a suture

Your whole life is just sad

I just thought I'd tell you with the chance I had

Spring Break

We drove one thousand forty two miles

Travelling through the orange desert lands

Met up with our friends, bringing rife smiles

We laid in those hot beachy sands

The waves pounded heavily on the shore

A sand castle in honor of Brussels

The man sprayed water on the castle door

Men on the beach showed off their large muscles

Playing soccer on the beach was a blast

Jumping into the pool with a big splash

It's crazy how quickly time had passed

We went to Las Vegas and spent some cash

We took a walk around the Vegas strip

Overall this trip was not one to skip